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Broadcasting Politics from the Basement

• “NYC Unveils New AI Surveillance That Can Detect Crimes, Bad Vibes, and Gluten Intolerance”
  New York, NY — In its latest effort to increase public safety and revenue simultaneously, New York City has launched… Read more: “NYC Unveils New AI Surveillance That Can Detect Crimes, Bad Vibes, and Gluten Intolerance”
• Trump’s Military Parade Goes Sideways After Marching Band Takes Wrong Turn Into Arby’s Drive-Thru
  Washington, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s Military Parade took an unexpected detour today when the military band leading the parade… Read more: Trump’s Military Parade Goes Sideways After Marching Band Takes Wrong Turn Into Arby’s Drive-Thru
• “NJ Dad Declares Candidacy for NYC Mayor, Plans to Fix City Without Setting Foot in It”
  Hoboken, NJ — In a bold rejection of traditional campaign norms, local dad Mitch Rosenbaum has launched his bid for… Read more: “NJ Dad Declares Candidacy for NYC Mayor, Plans to Fix City Without Setting Foot in It”

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